Ben loves lighting the Menorah on Hanukah. What he loves best about it is blowing out the candles — no Happy Birthday song necessary.

Oh, and to my fellow Goyim who might not be hip to the trip, this is NOT how the Menorah is supposed to be done. You don’t blow out the candles. They’re supposed to burn down and out on their own. But we figure God gets it and will let him off the hook. Blow on, Benny boy.

Happy Birthd… oops, we mean Happy Hanukah!